I love the way that many Ethiopian’s miss out important words in sentences or rearrange words in a sentence so that they have a completely different meaning to what they intended! Here are just a few examples of things people have said to me today...
· ‘Fine you are’ and also ‘you are fine’ (instead of ‘How are you?). I wanted to reply ‘Thank you’ because it does seem a bit big-headed to agree with them that I am ‘fine’ but I think that would really confuse them.
· Where are you? (when I pass someone in the street- I think they meant to ask, ‘where are you going?’) I always want to reply ‘here’. I also had today ‘Where you are’ phrased as a question to me... I really didn’t know how to respond to that one!
· Are you here? ... Really? (When I bumped into a colleague I hadn’t seen for a while)....ummm... yes?!
· ‘How was your picnic?’ (Instead of ‘how was your visit [to the north of Ethiopia]’)
I know I really shouldn’t laugh, especially as my Amharic is a million times worse than the above sentences, but sometimes it is little things like this that make your day!